Homemade Baseball Team Nicknames

Don’t take offense for the names I am giving these teams.

National

East:
Atlanta Braves: Atlanta Graves
Miami Marlins: Miami Morons
New York Mets: New York Regrets
Philadelphia Phillies: Philadelphia Failures
Washington Nationals: Washington Nonsense

Central:
Chicago Cubs: Chicago Shrubs
Cincinnati Reds: Cincinnati Rott
Milwaukee Brewers: Milwaukee Boo-ers
Pittsburgh Pirates: Pittsburgh Perturbed
St. Louis Cardinals: St. Louis Crazies

West:
Arizona Diamondbacks: Arizona Don’tcomebacks
Colorado Rockies: Colorado Repellent
Los Angeles Dodgers: Los Angeles Disease
San Diego Padres: San Diego Petty
San Francisco Giants: San Francisco Grimace

American

East:
Baltimore Orioles: Baltimore Bor-ioles
Boston Red Sox: Boston We Lost
New York Yankees: New York Rank-ies
Tampa Bay Rays: Tampa Bay Rejects
Toronto Blue Jays: Toronto Loose Today

Central:
Chicago White Sox: Chicago We Lost
Cleveland Indians: Cleveland Ignorance
Detroit Tigers: Detroit Tactless
Kansas City Royals: Kansas City Peasents
Minnesota Twins: Minnesota No-Wins

West:
Houston Astros: Houston Uh-Ohs
Los Angeles Angels: Los Angeles
Oakland Athletics: Oakland Alternatives
Seattle Mariners: Seattle Mishap
Texas Rangers: Texas Shammers


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